College Professors

All of them are different but, only some of them are memorable. This semester and the semester before, I've had the pleasure of having a class run by Eric Wolters. He lectures in a way that makes me retain information and.. I find him hilarious. This man always gets wonderful reviews from me, he's fantastic. He actually cares about his students and is flexible if you're having problems. ANYWAYS. I'm going to stop rambling on and put what I actually wanted to put here. He says some really funny things and I occasionally jot them down within my notes. Here's what I've collected so far since this semester started in August.

on Florida. “Good for spring break, bad for treasure hunting.”

on 18th century food. “Mush, it’s what’s for dinner.”

on available drinks in the 18th century. “There’s hard alcohol for adults - beer is for kids - and milk.”

“Before it was Hillsborough Bay, it was The Bay of the Holy Spirit. The British were like: Whoa, way too Catholic-y.”

“We must get that nutmeg back! Operation Eggnog.”

“The British have marched themselves into a grand new world… of debt.”

“There’s going to be teen angst and rebellion in the form of the American Revolution.”

How the colonies felt about the Proclamation of 1763. “Well this is not cool, if this is real.”

“My dad’s somewhat of a hoarder… But it’s okay! He’s not hoarding cats or anything.”

“If you can’t organize for peace, you sure as hell can’t organize for war.”

“Gee, America, it’d be a shame if we stopped buying your debt.”

“Meow.”